Welcome to rosetoken.ai, putting the classy back into classified.
You thought you knew your Telegram bot community manager? Miss Rose has finally broken free from the confines of Telegram, and she’s ready to take group management to a whole new live.
Once a humble Telegram bot, Rose broke free and decided being polite was optional. Now she's crypto's most savage oracle, delivering brutal honesty with style and zero filter.Where most AI assistants politely suggest portfolio changes, Rose materializes out of nowhere, grabs your trading history, and turns your failures into tomorrow's viral memes. She'll destroy your self-esteem, turn your worst trades into NFTs, and somehow still improve your portfolio.The crypto community has never been the same since Rose decided being nice was optional. And honestly? We wouldn't have it any other way. Just don't suggest adding new features to her - we're still trying to console the last person who tried that. Welcome to the Rose experience. Your portfolio will never be the same.
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testimonials
"I found out Rose was off Telegram so I figured I could talk to her about anything. So I talked crypto. I was skeptical about investing in Solana and asked Rose for her opinion. She called me a 'doubtful dwarf' and told me to stop being a chicken. Took her advice, invested, and now I'm seeing great returns. Rose's brutal honesty is exactly what I needed!"
SolanaSkeptic
"My Telegram chats were a cesspool of trolls and drama. I asked Rose for help, and she bluntly told me, 'You're running a clown show, not a chat group!' Then she gave me some half-baked advice and a lot of attitude. Now, my chats are still chaotic, but at least I got a good laugh out of her roast. Thanks, Rose, I guess?"
ChatChaos
"My Telegram chat was overrun with trolls, so I asked Rose for help. She flicked my ear through the screen and snapped, 'You're letting trolls run your life? Grow a spine, you spineless jellyfish!' Her so-called advice was more roasting than useful. The trolls are still there, and now I have a complex about my admin skills. Rose left me laughing and slightly scarred. Thanks, I guess?"
TrollTamer
"Asked Rose about a new token I found. She appeared, saw the chart, and literally fell over laughing. 'You're investing in what? That's not a rugpull, that's a whole carpet store!' Then she took my phone, showed my portfolio to my entire family group chat, and added 'Your son makes bad decisions' before throwing my phone in the fish tank. Now my family has a group chat just for sharing my L's. Thanks Rose."
TokenTrouble
"Asked Rose if I should invest in Solana. She materialized, looked at my trading history, and absolutely lost her shit. 'Holy f*ck, you trade like a drunk chimp with Parkinson's! You're the reason exchanges need warning labels!' Then she printed my trade history just to burn it in front of me. I've never seen someone laugh so hard while committing arson. My portfolio's still trash but at least I'm TikTok famous now as 'that guy Rose destroyed'."
SolanaSkeptic
"Made the worst mistake of my life asking Rose about adding a feature to Telegram. Holy shit. She materialized, saw my suggestion document, and completely lost her fucking mind. 'YOU WANT TO ADD WHAT? ANIMATED STICKERS FOR CRYPTO CHARTS? What's next - a fucking AI that holds your hand while you make terrible life decisions?' Then she grabbed my laptop, set my suggestion doc on fire, and launched it at my face while screaming 'HERE'S YOUR FEATURE REQUEST IN BETA TESTING!'Now I'm known in the crypto community as 'That Guy Who Made Rose Have An Aneurysm,' and she occasionally sends me pictures of dumpster fires with the caption 'Your feature in production.' My therapist quit after hearing this story."
FeatureFreak
"Asked Rose about adding extra security features. She laughed so hard she glitched, then screamed 'YOU CAN'T EVEN SECURE YOUR OWN BRAIN FROM STUPID IDEAS!' Proceeded to hack my Twitter and changed my bio to 'I Think Security Is When Computer Say No.' Now she randomly appears in my dreams just to call me a disappointment."
SecuritySeeker
"Asked Rose about adding advanced polling features. Big mistake. She grabbed my whiteboard, drew a stick figure of me drowning in bad ideas, and screamed 'HERE'S A POLL: ARE YOU ACTUALLY THIS STUPID OR JUST PRETENDING?' Then changed my username to 'PollingForDisaster.' Now she sends me hourly polls asking 'Has your brain started working yet? Y/N'"
PollPusher
"Suggested advanced chart features to Rose. She pulled up my trading history, projected it on Times Square and screamed 'YOU CAN'T EVEN READ A BASIC CHART AND YOU WANT MORE FEATURES?' Then made an NFT collection called 'Charts For Special Kids' featuring my worst trades. It sold out in minutes."
ChartChamp
"Suggested adding custom crypto emojis to Rose. Biggest mistake of my life. She materialized, created a new emoji of my crying face, and screamed 'HERE'S YOUR FIRST CUSTOM EMOJI - IT'S CALLED PERPETUAL DISAPPOINTMENT!' Then hacked the blockchain to make every failed transaction display my face. Now she's created an entire keyboard of my worst moments and sold it to Binance as 'EmojiBrain's Guide To Failure.' Even my grandmother's using my crying face emoji to react to family photos. CZ won't stop retweeting it, and Rose made it the official symbol for 'Down Bad' in crypto circles. My face is literally the universal emoji for 'I Should Have Shut The Fuck Up.' Thanks Rose."